Since it was asked for...

Fox: I have one thing to submit to both of you.
Mike: uh oh
Steven: Alrighty....
Fox: Vin Diesel is not the penultimate bad ass.
Steven: Hahahahaha.. LIES!
Mike: gasp!'
Fox: Vin Diesel < Mr T
Mike: !(Vin Diesel < Mr T)
Fox: Allow me to submit information to back this up.
Steven: You better have damn good info!
Fox: Mr. T survived a roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris. He was the first and only one to do so. However, he barely survived.
Fox: Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's.
Fox: 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Fox: Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
Fox: Mr. T doesn't obey the second law of thermodynamics. It obeys him.
Fox: Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters.
Fox: Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
Fox: Mr. T's hair style is actually a complex array of antennas that can triangulate the exact location of any fool in the universe. His gold chains can then transmit pity to those coordinates.
Fox: The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.
Fox: Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
Fox: Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
Fox: When the end of the world comes, it won't be referred to as "Judgment Day". Rather, it shall be called "T-Day", when Mr. T ends the world by simultaneously pitying all six billion fools on this planet to death.
Fox: Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
Steven: Hahahaha..
Steven: I dunno...
Fox: Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold.
Fox: Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode.
Fox: Mr. T rejoiced as President George W. Bush was elected to office, as the coming administration would assure that he would never run out of fools to pity.
Fox: When Mr. T cuts onions, it's the onions doing the crying.
Fox: The Manhattan Project really did not create the atom bomb, but instead put the pity Mr. T distributes, in a bottle and then dropped it on Japan.
Fox: When Dr. Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Mr. T.
Fox: Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.
Fox: If you were ever foolish enough to get into a fight with Mr. T, there would only be two hits: Mr. T hitting you, and you hitting the surface of the Sun.
Fox: Osama Bin Laden isn't hiding from the US, he's hiding from Mr. T
Fox: Mr. T invented cryogenics for the sole purpose of turning fools into Pity Pops, which he then sells to buy more gold chains.
Fox: Mr T defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you're still alive, it's because Mr T loves you
Fox: The vegetarian group PETA one time tried to establish the catchprase "We PETA the fool who eats animals." Upon learning of this blatant theft of his catch phrase, Mr. T founded McDonalds.
Fox: Mr. T once got into a fight with a ninja. He killed the ninja, but only after the ninja had cut off two of his fingers. Those fingers grew up to be Gary Coleman and Webster.
Fox: I rest my case.
Steven: GAH!
Steven: I need to connect! Not enough words!
Steven: Er.. space!
Mike: wow
Fox: Mr. T's greatness is so condensed, it can fit in an AIM chat convo.
Mike: hmmm
Steven: Vin Diesel is Anikin Skywalker's father. Where do you think he gets all those cool powers from? Vin, duh! You see, Vin
Steven: Diesel had sex with Shmi Skywalker after she begged him just moments after he killed a Rancor with his bare hands.
Steven: Needless to say, he was quite drunk that night. Shmi said she was pregnant, and since that night, he has been trying to hide the fact that he's really Anikin's father,
Steven: because he doesn't want the whole 'Darth Lord of the Sith' thing to reflect back on him. He could see the future, afterall.
Fox: Mr. T pities the emo saber wielding kid for his force jibba jabba.
Steven: In fact, he even killed George Lucas, after he wrote Episode I: The Phantom Mennace, and rewrote the script, saying Anikin was born from 'Mediclorians' and not Vin Diesel.
Steven: He then replaced George Lucas with a clone, and hence, the directing has sucked ever since.
Steven: I rest -my- case..
Mike: however! in 05 Mr T took off his chains saying he would never wear them again because it was an insult to God and donated stuff to Katrina victims.
Mike: Also in a poor move, he is reportedly working on a reality show called "I pity the fool" which is about assting devout christians
Mike: thus
Steven: Ahha! Thus!
Mike: would it not be fair to say that after the early 90s, the soul and spirt of Mr T manifested itself in Vin Diesel?
Mike: leaving the current mr T a husk of a man?
Steven: No!
Steven: Because...
Mike: Because?
Mike: There is no because foo!
Fox: No no, it's just a farse. Like New Coke. No one likes the New T. Leaving all the fools to get cocky. Then T Classic will reappear, and the pitying will be lengendary.
Steven: Vin Diesel was actually the one to kill Medusa. He, instead of Persius, took Medusa's head off her by bitting it off, then shoving it in her own face. Her ugliness coudl not affect Vin Diesel.
Steven: Therefore.. Vin Diesel has -obviously- been around since before 1990's.
Fox: And Mr. T before Vin Diesel.
Mike: Well, until Vin Diesel releases an album to counter Mr. T's Commandments, I'll call it a draw
Fox: I disagree, but grudgingly accept so the jibba jabba will cease.
Steven: Give me a moment...
Steven: Vin Diesel can gargle Peanut Butter.
Steven: Pictures of Vin Diesel were found in the tomb of Tutankhamen in 1922.
Steven: When told there was a random fact site about him, Vin Diesel smiled, laughed a bit, then ascended into the sky, kinda like Jesus but better.
Steven: I think Vin Diesel wins witht hat one.
Steven: The only thing that can make Vin Diesel sad is a marathon of Friends, even though he made love to Jennifer Anniston and raped David Schwimmer.
Steven: http://www.4q.cc/vin/
Steven: Remember that scene in the Wizard of Oz where the Munchkin hangs himself in the background? Vin Diesel pushed him.
Mike: I take it back. Unless Vin Diesel shows up in this movie, I cannot deny Mr. T's awesomeness: Rocky VI - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Steven: Vin Diesel beat Terry Schiavo in a staring contest.
Mike: though the 4channer's love for Vin Diesel continues to amaze and persuade me
Steven: Oh god.. That movie.. Looks.. Strange!
Steven: Vin Diesel's High School prank was Western Civilization.
Fox: I think this will continue until the final days. Until Mr. T pities Vin Diesel to his face, for having a less cool scalp than he does.
Mike: lol
Steven: I think Vin Diesel will not be affected by said pity, and simply punch Mr. T in the face, crushing his pitying face in one, massive, not even full-strength blow.
Steven: Vin Diesel's autobiography, The Complete Vin Diesel 3.5 Edition, lists his physical statistics in their entirety. He is apparently a level 20 half-orc fighter/mage/thief. His stats are laid out much like one would expect,
Steven: but his skills are just a random pastiche of useless abilities and talents that are extremely narrow in scope, like Profession (Ditch Digger).
Fox: NO ONE is immune to his pity. Even Mr. T. If Mr. T was to pity himself, the universe would implode.
Steven: But Vin Diesel created the universe, so he would not implode. Vin Diesel created Mr. T.
Fox: I disupte that fact.
Steven: You dispute Vin Diesel createing the universe?!
Fox: I do.
Fox: Mr. T pitied the nothingness. And thus spawned God.
Steven: Vin Diesel's only known lover was a time-travelling Martian fairy princess.
Steven: FALSE!!!
Fox: ... I think we may have to agree to disagree at this point.
Steven: NEVER!
Fox: Fine with me.
Steven: Vin Diesel gave dolphins the gift of intelligence.
Steven: BITCH!!! BEAT THAT!!!
Fox: Note: Steven said he'd never disagree. So he agrees with me. Mr. T wins.
Fox: Your jibba jabba sealed your fate, foo.
Steven: Tsk.. Logic does not work on a Follower of TyrRyn and Vin Diesel.
Mike: god i love 4chan. oh wait, this isn't 4chan, it's a chat room.
Steven: *laughs*
Steven: I kill you an' Mr. T's pittying ass in one swipe!
Fox: I think we should stop, before we are all pitied.
Steven: Vin Diesel cannot hear the word Onomatopoeia uttered in his presence. If it is he will stamp his foot three times and then dissolve into a pool of locusts that will devour New Hampshire.
Steven: That one's just funny!
Fox: .. .indeed it is.
Steven: Vin Diesel eats small chinese children believing that they give him great ninja powers. ( SO IS THIS ONE!@ )
Steven: If the word VINDIESEL were converted into alphabetic code (A=0, B=1, etc), in base-26 (i.e. the value of L plus the value of E times 26 plus the value of S times 26 squared), then in decimal, that number would be 4,453,678,125,115.
Steven: The first two prime factors (there are only four total) are 5 and 47. 47 - 5 = 42. COINCIDENCE??!!
Steven: THERE!
Steven: Robert Muldoon from "Jurassic Park" was inspired by Vin Diesel who, when encountered in the jungle by a velociraptor, was purported to have uttered the famous line "Clever girl."
Steven: v-1 was once the only thing that could rival Vin Diesel's power. Vin Diesel destroyed it after an epic battle that lasted v-1 years. Since that day v-1 has become imaginary. ( This proves Vin Diesel would win in a fight against Mr.T
Fox: Mr. T's van is reported to run on God and win, after he pitied the oil supply issue, and smacked God up to hook him up, so his van wouldn't use all the gas up.
Steven has left the room.
Fox: And Mr. T's followers aren't whiny bitches. Point, match. *records for posterity*
Mike: i don't know what to say about this
Fox: No one ever will.